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FRESHMEN EDITION FALL 2022
Top 5 Tips for Incoming Freshmen
By Godspeed You! Griffon Emperor
New Student Loan Forgiveness Plan Promises Whatever Joe Biden Can Find in his Couch Cushions
By The Shallo
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Freshman Orientation Expanded to Include Wildlife Training after B School Bear Incident
By Denise Nuts
Where to Find Hot Hookups In Williamsburg, Virginia
By Megan Fox’s Ugly Daughter
Administration to Replace Dining Dollars with “TribeCoin”
By Satoshi “Bitcoin” Nakamoto
The Call of the Loopty Loop
By Ophelia Balls in the Loopty Loop
Investigation: How Many Pounds of Toilet Paper Can You Steal from W&M Before it’s Considered a Felony?
By Benjamin Rick
William & Mary Administration Reveals Mythical New Plan to Curtail Effects of Overenrollment
By Coxie Moron
“William and Mary’s Hottest New Club Is:” Surviving Your First Year as a Live Music Enjoyer
By Yung Mahatma Gandhi aka OG Clay Akon aka Claimed as a Dependent Variable
Residence Life Announces That Students Who Lose Their Keys Will Be Executed Via Firing Squad
By Chicken McRegrets
Self Help Advice (off 3 percs and a bang)
By Yung Fitnessgram Pacer Test
Williamsburg Bar Word Search
By Megan Fox's Ugly Daughter
Each Duty Office to be Equipped with a Sphinx in Light of New Lockout Policy
By Denise Nuts
Conservative Students Feeling Increasingly Unwelcome on Campus, Here’s what you can do to Help
By Red Hair No Pronouns
BREAKING: W&M Dining Is Revealed To Source Its Griffin Milk From Factory Farms
By Big Jim's Slut Shack
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