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Perspectives: The WM In/Out List
By The Collective Intelligence of the Botetourt Squat

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Yates Hivemind Mutates, Creating New Insane Vandalizing Hivemind
​by Nync Ompoup

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POETRY CORNER

poem about cancel culture 
by Honoré de Squalzac

Ode to Yates
by Nync Ompoup

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New Anti-Woke Beer Promises True American Values
by Patrick Riot

Criminalizing Public Intoxication? What’s Next, Criminalizing Intoxicated Driving?
by Deborah HamSis

Four Dinner Party Themes to Spice Up Your Next Orgy
by Swence Hopper

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THE FOG.

Opinion: The Fog is Coming
​by Gregory Scary

Opinion: The Fog is Already Here
by Gregorier Scarier

New Email “Action Needed: WAKE UP” Raises Concerns
by Gregorior Scarier

A RECOUNTING OF HOW CAMPUS BUILDINGS MANIFEST IN MY NIGHTMARES
by CHAD CHAMPION

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Today’s Forecast: Swampy, With a Chance of Tour Groups
by Charles T. Umbrella VI

Bobby Roach-boi and the Night for Admitted Roaches
by Frogmore Jones

Dear Anny: DFAS Family Can’t Let Students Mind Their Own Business
by Anny Nonymous

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THE BLOB SAGA ENDS: THE DUAL CONCLUSION

Blobanian-Thingo War Continues to Escalate: Milky Way Gets Error 404ed
by Mr. JUUL (Still Deceased)

The Blobanian-Thingo War Reaches a Shocking Conclusion: The Council's Judgment
by Mr. JUUL (Both Dead and Alive)

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Four Years of Squat: A Requiem
by Jamie