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Perspectives: The WM In/Out List
By The Collective Intelligence of the Botetourt Squat
Yates Hivemind Mutates, Creating New Insane Vandalizing Hivemind
by Nync Ompoup
POETRY CORNER
poem about cancel culture
by Honoré de Squalzac
Ode to Yates
by Nync Ompoup
New Anti-Woke Beer Promises True American Values
by Patrick Riot
Criminalizing Public Intoxication? What’s Next, Criminalizing Intoxicated Driving?
by Deborah HamSis
Four Dinner Party Themes to Spice Up Your Next Orgy
by Swence Hopper
THE FOG.
Opinion: The Fog is Coming
by Gregory Scary
Opinion: The Fog is Already Here
by Gregorier Scarier
New Email “Action Needed: WAKE UP” Raises Concerns
by Gregorior Scarier
A RECOUNTING OF HOW CAMPUS BUILDINGS MANIFEST IN MY NIGHTMARES
by CHAD CHAMPION
Today’s Forecast: Swampy, With a Chance of Tour Groups
by Charles T. Umbrella VI
Bobby Roach-boi and the Night for Admitted Roaches
by Frogmore Jones
Dear Anny: DFAS Family Can’t Let Students Mind Their Own Business
by Anny Nonymous
THE BLOB SAGA ENDS: THE DUAL CONCLUSION
Blobanian-Thingo War Continues to Escalate: Milky Way Gets Error 404ed
by Mr. JUUL (Still Deceased)
The Blobanian-Thingo War Reaches a Shocking Conclusion: The Council's Judgment
by Mr. JUUL (Both Dead and Alive)
Four Years of Squat: A Requiem
by Jamie
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