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Williamsburg Police Department Hires Avengers to Help Contain Blowout Festivities
by Sandy Loam
A Letter From the Recently Honored Dead
W&M Hires Cornell Basketball Coach in First Step of Plan to Pretend to Be Cornell
by Real Human ̶S̶q̶u̶a̶t̶ CU Nooz Writer
A Letter to My Mom
by Timothard “Timmy” Rowe the Tesla
Scrub Mommy and Daddy Company Release BDSM-Themed Scrominant and Scrubmissive
by Submissive Wallace
ISC Field Construction Revealed to be Attempt to Dig a Hole to China
by Nync Ompoup
How Hard I Think Each Statue at WM Would Fuck
by Marquis de Sadler
Personal Ads - Looking for Love
PATH Enrolls Hundreds of Students into Mystery Courses by “Accident”
by Reggie Stration
Barriers to the World’s Biggest Ball Continue to Roll in as World Powers Take Notice
by Viper
PATH Sorts Students Based On Pheromones
by Eau de Twampette
Yates Hivemind Found Alive After Yates Demolition
by Nync Ompoup
Charmin Bears Added to Endangered Species List
by Chaste Wallace
Freshman Republican Student Needs Some Help Finding Speaker Event
by Richard “Dick” Richards
Student "Unusually Excited For Summer Break" Was Possessed by The Ghost of Jimmy Buffett
by Boswellitaville
Dear Anny: Courtship Advice
by Anny Nonymous
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