Conservative Students Feeling Increasingly Unwelcome on Campus, Here’s what you can do to Help8/29/2022 just do it more lmao By Red Hair No Pronouns As is whined about in large conservative news outlets like Fox News or Breitbart, it appears that public places are becoming more and more unwelcoming toward people of more conservative and less inclusive political beliefs for some reason. These news outlets, which routinely call to attention the apparent fragility of progressive “snowflakes,” see the rejection of exclusive thinkers as a gross injustice to proper conduct of real god-fearin’, slur-slingin’, poor people-hatin’ americans. So what can you, a student at William and Mary, do to help? Simply make fun of them more. They don’t like it? Maybe they should stop being so triggered.
Tip 1 - Group Mockery When identified, conservative students may try and claim the moral and intellectual high ground of their ideals. The best way to counteract this tactic is to surround them with a group of your friends and to point and laugh. Continued employment of this tactic may result in crying, pissing their pants, maybe shitting even. How can one dispute an argument of relentless mockery with facts and logic? They can’t. Tip 2 - Clarification Sometimes the best way to get someone to stop talking is to encourage them to keep talking. Uncomfortably long. Keep asking for clarification on minute details of conservatives’ batshit insane and inconsistent beliefs. Oh they think student loan forgiveness will cause more problems than it solves? What kinds of problems? Taxes better spent elsewhere? Where do you want the taxes? More tomahawk missiles and cops? That’s crazy. Tip 3 - Uno Reverse Conservatives think they have the monopoly on circular arguments and straw man in the argumentative sphere. Time to prove them wrong. Think unstoppable force meets immovable force type stuff. The more misinformation you spew the better. You want to be talking about 5 different things by the time you finish a sentence, every sentence. Make sure each one is even more damning and confrontational than the last. If conservative and exclusive people feel unwelcome or uncomfortable in your social circles, that’s probably a good sign. Hate doesn’t need a safe space, fuck em
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