Society Has Progressed Past The Need For TinderBy Teenie WeenieHave you ever wanted to talk with someone but could never put into words the things you wanted to express? Do you find words altogether confining in the medium of communication? Then boy do we have the app for you. Color Chat is a revolutionary new form of communication that experts at the squat say could very well be the next [[Big Thing]]. Color chat does away with the word-normative society we find ourselves in and allows feeling and ideas to be expressed in their purest form – as colored rectangles. Now, as with any form of communication, there’s the opportunity to use this for flirting. Each rectangle exchanged tells a story, a story of pure passion.
To make this guide more easily navigated, it will be split into sections, each section increasing your knowledge about the intricacies of flirting in Color Chat. Color The color of the shape is first of the top two most important qualities a shape can have. With access to pretty much all colors known to man, from Summer Sky to Baby Shit Green, choosing a color can be quite the daunting task. Here are a few guidelines to help you become more confident in your choice of color. Red: Red is the color of PASSION. Of LOVE. Sending a shade of red sends a clear message – I’m into you and there’s nothing anybody can do to change that. This may be a little strong to lead with, so be cautious. Green: Green can be the color of envy but also of wealth. Sending a green message could be the start of a very prosperous sugar-parent and sugar-child relationship, but it could also mean that the sender is jealous of the amount of color chatting the recipient is doing with someone else. Best not confuse the two. Blue: Blue is a more calm, quiet color. Blue suggests a passionate, but calm, affection from sender to recipient. Find the perfect shade for any kind of mood you wish to express — from the wistfulness of a briny sea captain looking across the sea looking for love to the steamy hotness that exudes one of the blue power ranger’s farts. Yellow: They are suggesting piss play. Shape Shape is the second of the top two most important qualities a shape can have, and Color Chat has all kinds of customizations for your message. Just because you can only change the height and width of your shape, there are dozens of dimensions of passion waiting to be utilized. Wide and Tall: This is a way of expressing dominance. If the recipient doesn’t wish to be dominated, they can attempt to respond with a wider and taller message. This can go back and forth until someone concedes and becomes yet another bottom at this god-forsaken school. Narrow and Short: Another goddamn bottom. Fucks sake. Narrow and Tall: Corresponds to their dick energy. Although telling someone you have big dick energy is a pretty little dick energy move. Wide and Short: Also corresponds to dick energy, them admitting to chode energy. But telling someone you have a chode is a pretty big dick energy move. Hopefully this guide will prove most helpful in your endeavors to find love on the most state-of-the-art communications platform the world has ever seen.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |