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Kappa Shitma: Wave of Laxative Shits Sweeps Across Campus from Spiked Jungle Juice
By Ross Ewage
Off-Campus Housing Complaints Uncover Massive Conspiracy
By Private Parts Eye
Wawa Introduces New Scholarship for William & Mary Students
By A.S. Muncher
Physics Department Yet Again Hamstrings Best Professor By Forcing Him to Teach 8 AM
By The Uncollapsed Wave Function that Lives Under Your Bed
Convocation: Class of 2025 Claps for Provost Peggy Agouris, Class of 2024 Struggles to Forgive Freshmen
By A Cardboard Cutout of Michael B Jordan
Forbes Mistakenly Places William & Mary Among Top Colleges In America, Cited as a "Process Error"
By A Cardboard Cutout of Harry Styles
School Dining Options that Will Beat My Ass or Eat My Ass
By Mr. Juul
Post Office's Stupid New System Already Changed
By Ezekiel Lowbrow
Dining Introduces New Alternatives to Compostable To-Go Containers
By Dixie Normous
"I'm Cool," Freshman '25 Insists
By Baby TWAMP
How to Get your Roommate to Move Out in 10 Easy Steps
By Shrew Dzao
Top 10 Songs to Play Scrabble To
By Paul
California Governor Gavin Newsom Survives Recall Attempt
By Jerry Brown
Noah Broude, Managing Editor of the Botetourt Squat, is Dead.
By Noah Broude
Editor-in-Chief of the Botetourt Squat is Ruining my Fucking Life
By Ezekiel Lowbrow
Insane Ginger Won't Stop Trying to Ruin my Reputation
By God-Emperor
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