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William and Mary Shoots for New COVID Guidelines
By Sonoff Agun
Charitable "All In" Campaign will Help the Griffin Statue Fill the Void Inside of Him
By Ophelia Balls
What if the Joker Could Beatbox?
By gremlin
Top 10 Places you Might've Lost your Tribe Card (According to your Dad)
By Blue Waffle
This Just In, the Dumbest Guy You've Ever Fucking Met is Complaining About Grade Deflation
By Megan Fox's Ugly Daughter
BREAKING: LYRA CLIMBS ON SQUAT STAFF WRITER'S LAPTOP
By Cardboard Cutout of Katherine Rowe
The Best and Worst Casseroles to Serve at a Threesome
By Sam Jones' Diary
Thank God: Oil Spill Interrupts Fucking Depressing News Cycle for a Few Blissful Days
By Particle Man - Skylord
Counterpoint: Small Hall is NOT REAL
By Friend Computer
President Rowe Stages Military Coup; Declares Herself President for Life
By A.S. Muncher
Broken Laundry Machine in Freshman Hall Replaced by a Russian Serf
By Megan Fox's Ugly Daughter
I Just Pissed my Pants
By Literally Pissing rn
William and Mary Students Haunted by Ghosts of Founders Looking for a Third
By Megan Fox's Ugly Daughter
Student Buys New Bracelet, Feels like a "New Man"
By Tiffany L. Charles
A Love Poem to the PBK Crane
By Mayor McCheese
How to Establish Dominance in your Hall Bathroom with Ease
By King U. Ryne
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