This Just In, The Dumbest Guy You've Ever Fucking Met Is Complaining About Grade Deflation10/3/2021 Talking shit in between kissing ass By Megan Fox's Ugly Daughter "Grade deflation,” a vague and indeterminate principle, not incomparable to the friend zone in that it seems to afflict exclusively those who have convinced themselves they are victims of it. Brought up recently by the most shit-for-brains motherfucker to ever walk the earth, the complaint was first raised after a paper begun and completed on a molly come-down earned a less-than-desirable mark. A specific complaint that “that fucking bitch professor just hates me for some reason” was made over an Avicii remix of Ceiling Can’t Hold Us at 3:00 AM in the most rank basement you’ve ever seen in your godforsaken life.
Will this issue gain traction and resolution? Unlikely, seeing as “the rest of the guys are being fucking bitches about it.” However, this little shit is persistent, responding to calls to “just do the work” and “go to class,” stating that “no one fucking does that gay shit anyways.” When asked for details about the specific grade that incited this movement, this fucking shitweed revealed it was, in fact, 83%.
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