A Review Of On-Campus Resources, As Well As Various Reasons You Should Come To My Birthday Party11/16/2020 All The Cool Kids Are Going For RealBy[Editor's Note: This article was originally published in our Freshman Issue at the start of the semester. Maybe you can still make the party???]
With a transition coming over campus in the coming days marked by the return of in-person classes and upper classmen, the faculty at William and Mary have asked me to give a rundown of the resources available to each and every student should they so desire to seek them out. I would also like to remind everyone that my birthday is coming up soon and my mom made pizza rolls so you should come because it will be a good time. The Sadler Center: New students have quickly discovered how vital the Salder center is to their on campus lives. The Sadler center houses the mailing center and some excellent dining options. It is also a convenient place to sit, talk to some friends, (6 ft. apart of course) enjoy the air conditioning and take a quick breather. Beyond the necessities, the center also provides a variety of different games: tabletop and virtual. I too have a lot of games, I was thinking we could all take turns playing splitscreen on my copy of Halo: the Master Chief collection at my birthday party. Winner stays on but I get to stay on the whole time because it’s my birthday that’s only fair guys. The Rec. Center: A healthy mind resides in a healthy body, therefore it is so very important to maintain some form of exercise during your stay on campus. You can do that by coming to my birthday party and playing manhunt with us. Kyle is super fast and I bet he will tag anyone who shows up. Anyone who wants to come is welcome as long as they stay for the rest of my birthday party. We are gonna divide into two teams but Kyle and I are team captains so don’t even bother asking. Dining Services: I sent an invitation for my birthday party to everyone’s mailbox detailing further instructions regarding time and place. Remember it is BYOS (Bring Your Own Soda) cause my mom said she wasn’t paying for it this year. You have to get me a gift and ABSOLUTELY NO GIRLS are allowed to come.
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