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Tips for Incoming Freshmen
By Dixie Normous
White Boy Summer Shatters White Boy Heat Records, Concerning White Boy Scientists
By Chet Hanx
Tips to Kill at your First Frat Party
By Al Cohol
Newspeak: a Proposal for William & Mary to Adopt an Official Language
By Frieda M. O’Speatch
New to the Neighborhood?
Ding-Dong Ditching the President’s House and Other First-Year Traditions
By Dixie Normous
Your Guide to Campus Publications
By Squeve Irwin
What to Wear to Convocation: a Comprehensive Guide
By Taylor Swift's Wife
Food to Avoid at William and Mary
By Chef Cheesebro
Masterclass in Passive Aggressive Communication with your Roommate
By Cum P. Yooter
This is a Threat: A Poem
By Saint Elmo
This is not an Article I'm Trapped inside of GGV
By Dixie Normous
Student Media Groups Relegated To Active Construction Site
By Mayor McCheese
Ligma Variant Sweeping Through W&M Population
By Mayor McCheese
Why William & Mary’s Landscaping Plans are Economically Efficient
By Johnathan C. Deere
A Squirrel’s Sweet Soliloquy
By A Concerned Big Boi
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