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New COVID Guidelines Require Students to Open Mouth Kiss with Each Other
By Robert Downy Bad
The Bible Finally Getting Long Awaited Sequel
By Judeez Nuts
New Printing Rules Cause Confusion, Outrage
By Ezekiel Lowbrow
New TwampCoin for Laundry and Printing
By Big Jim’s Slut Shack
Top 10 Things Katherine Rowe Does With Her Copy of The Botetourt Squat
By Dixie Normous
The Blob Considered to be Next President of WM
By Mr. JUUL
Squat x W&M Poetry Society
Pussy Preposterous
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Heartbreaking: The Most Annoying Person you Know Came to Class with a Hickey
By Young Incel AKA Dwayne “The Rock” Bottom
Cotton Candy Monday Gone Sexual? Nationwide Cone Shortage Forcing Students To Lick Spun Sugar Directly Off Machine Operator’s Fingers
By Dixie Normous
Life In Boswell, My Story
By Quirked Up Bisexual White Boy
Opinion: Enough About Human Rights Already, Let's Talk About Human Wrongs
By Judeez Nuts
Opinion: The New Editor-in-Chief of the Botetourt Squat is a Little Pissbaby Bitch
By Ezekiel Lowbrow
You Were Right: Sadler Dining Hall Has Been "Trying to Kill You This Whole Time"
By Soy Man
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